A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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pudding

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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refridgrator

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Refrigerator

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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