- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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