Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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