Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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