Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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