Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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