- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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