What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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