A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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