- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

HEY YOU!!!!

Please? No.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

obama's promises

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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