Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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how man

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Why did? Yes

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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