- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Your grandma's cookies.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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