Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Hi

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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pull my finger (farts)

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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