Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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