yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Agent 47.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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