How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Justin

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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