How did th-A fridge.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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