Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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