How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Your mom is so fat...

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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