- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What's white and gluey Glue

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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