What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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