Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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