- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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