- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

The FCC

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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