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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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