How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Turkeys are obese

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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