What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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so how about that irline food

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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good looking women

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Paper shield.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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