Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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SEX

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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