What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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