- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

At least I dont have AIDS.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

This isn't funny.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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