- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

balls

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Killing your friend as a joke.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

your mom died.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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