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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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