Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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