Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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