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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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