What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Caca.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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