whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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baby seal walks into a club

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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