Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Cancer.

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A man sat on a chair

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a man walked into a bar....

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