- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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