- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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