Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

The NBA and womens sports

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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