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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

My tractor broke down.

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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