Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

eden stop

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Knock Knock Go Away

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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