- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I have suicidal thoughts

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

how man

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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