why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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