If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

I'm 4 and what is this?

National security?

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

I can count to potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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