- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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