What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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