Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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A child walks into a classroom.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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