- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Your mom.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

roses are red violets should be purple

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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